March 2012
300 posts
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“Alena, you are a gentleman and a scholar.”
– Claire, a truly great roommate.
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Sociology of Medicine Survey
Roommate 1: It's a weird survey. You have to know your parents' birth weight and you have to measure your fingers and there are some weird sexual questions.
Roommate 2: What's your birth weight? How old were you when you lost your v-card? What were your parents' weights when they lost their v-cards?
February 2012
314 posts
1 tag
Reminds me of Alena
iraffiruse:
I WILL SHIT IN THIS CHAIR, DO NOT TEST ME
“Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat, gotta make my mind up:...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside
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“If you want to be my lover, you’ve got to get with my friends.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
salesonfilm:
What if, as a society, we all just decided to adopt the Scorsese drinking game and that, if you’re at a bar or a party and anyone yells “SCORSESE!” everyone takes a shot.
That’s a world I’d like to live in.
“Sometime life is wonderful and today is one of those day.”
– Michel Hazanavicius (via salesonfilm)
“Dinkleberg!”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“But the words were ‘I loved,’ not ‘I still love.’...”
– A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
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“‘In the marble orchard, wiped out before you’re allowed under...”
– A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
“Poetry is just pressing enter in the middle of sentences.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“Women are like fairground rides: fucking mental.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“It’s a blustery fucking day.”
– Winnie the Pooh
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“He farted then, in disgust, and wandered into the kitchen to look in the...”
– A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
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“‘Do you think that when we die and appear before God on Judgment Day, that...”
– A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
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“‘If I had known it was harmless, I would have killed it myself.’”
– A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
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“What an undercover narcotics agent fears most is not that he will be shot or...”
– A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
