January 2012
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“What’s better: Sexy Slang or Dirty Minds?”
– my mom
December 2011
191 posts
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I'm camping
inside of a house.
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Some people
might think that my family is full of vicious people trying to needle and undermine everyone around them. We’re not that smart. We’re just assholes.
Whorebivore.
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“I would rather find out that I had a watermelon tree growing inside me from a...”
“By some act of God or Oprah, our fish survived Christmas break.”
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That awkward moment when
you lean in to kiss the sexiest person you’ve ever seen and your face hits the mirror.
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MEOW
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“It is in my character to be drunk, my way of life is to let myself go.”
– The Moods of Marianne
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“I am easy to deceive and know not how to parry a blow I would not strike myself.”
– The Moods of Marianne
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“Reality is not but a shadow.”
– The Moods of Marianne
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Spokan't?
Spokunt.
Spofuckyou.
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